A brief trip through the hellscape of AI holiday photos.
Part 1:
AI is awesome. I’m sure at some point, it will all come for our jobs, and eventually, us. Singularity will be the destruction (or salvation) of us all. But right now? Not so much:
#1
Fig.1
I have so many questions. What is that creature? And I don’t mean the demon-like shape in the middle. I mean that creature sitting on Uncle Barry’s lap on the left. Is it a woman? Is it a child? Who took this photo? Ted Cruz?
#2
Fig. 2
Christmas came early in the form of a snuggie for two…freaks. I can say freaks, because this person, persons, is not real. Also, is that a turkey in the pan, or is it grandpa’s liver after the weekend? Again, so many questions. And who gave the kid half, who’s clearly younger, a fish martini?
#3
Fig. 3
Everyone in this family gets a WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING LIVE TURKEY. Except the little one. She ate hers. And it looks like the turkey on the left is trying to get the hell out of there, because the little creature with the tie is squeezing it so tight because the creepy neighbor with the tie and the massive fingers is squeezing her too tight. Nightmares within nightmares.
Stay tuned for Part 2…
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